Those that know me will recall with fondness my uncanny ability to attempt to say something completely innocent, and then have it come out entirely wrong. Not wrong in the sense that someones feelings get hurt, but in the sense of I end up blushing. So in the spirit of the phrase "if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at" I am creating a separate category of posts entitled (mis)spoken. And so, without further ado, I bring you:

(mis)spoken 1

Today two clients asked me about travelling, and wheather or not I went home every weekend when the client is out of town. I replied that I typically went home as I have boyfriend there, and you know how men can be with cleaning, I need to go home and... polish things. Client number 1 took the phrase at face value within the context of the conversation. Client number 2 however began to snicker. I then realized what I had done.